Don't take life too seriously. You'll never escape it alive anyway. ::: Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change. ::: Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. ::: Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream. ::: Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve. ::: What's another word for Thesaurus? ::: Conquest is easy. Control is not. ::: History tends to exaggerate. ::: Men of peace usually are brave. ::: There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. ::: There is nothing good in war. Except its ending. ::: Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. ::: If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. ::: There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ::: I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. ::: The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. ::: You can't have everything. Where would you put it? ::: A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. ::: If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare? ::: I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. ::: Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. ::: Who, being loved, is poor? ::: True friends stab you in the front. ::: The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.