Oops. That wacky caricature in the last post is Jean Paul Sartre. I used it because of his quote "Je Pense, donc Je Suis (I think, therefore I am)", except it was said by Rene Descartes and not Sartre. Just to set the record straight. Sartre, on the other hand said more poignantly: "Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you have to do." It's 3pm. I'm going home right after this:

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am. - Ambrose Bierce
I think, therefore I am. I think. - George Carlin
I think, therefore I am single. - Liz Winston
"I think, therfore I am" is the statement of an intellectual who underestimates toothaches." - Milan Kundera
I eat, therefore I am. - Garfield
I get mail, therefore I am. - Dilbert